traxis on the run

As per Gwens' request:

Ten Things I Have Done that You Probably Haven't:

1. Shared a vaccum cleaner with neighbours (not a good plan)

2. Had a drag queen steal my tiara at a Mr. Leather competition

3. Experienced a typhoon in Japan

4. Dropped an entire chocolate cake in the oven

5. In a single year, had lunch with Anne McLellan, shared an elevator with Joe Clark, and had him cut infront of me at a buffet, was invited to Peter MacKay's home, and was completely ignored by Ralph Klein (okay everyone's experienced the last one)

6. Had Robin "Fucking" Black (from RB & the Intergalactic Rock Stars) puke blood on my shoes.

7. On a separate occasion, had same throw part of a drink into my eye (bastard).

8. Built a pirate ship out of tarps and wood; won big-screen tv because of this outstanding creation!

9. Had a cellphone since 1994

10. Had an indie band (treebeard) identify me as their first even "fan" in a fake academic journal article detailing the band's history

Yup. Weird. That's me.

posted by traxis @ 8:32 p.m.